I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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