East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
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just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
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there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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