Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
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