Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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