She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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