one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
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I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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