I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
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We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
So much rum. So many feels.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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