NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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