I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
I wish i was in the wii world.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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