I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Your cock deserves a montage
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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