i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Randomize
