Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
handjob tips. give me some.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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