If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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