Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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