Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
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