Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
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Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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