My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
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The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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