Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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