He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Your cock deserves a montage
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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