you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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