are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
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Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
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You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
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