He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
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This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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