Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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