My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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