you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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