Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
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