You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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