I want to stick my p in your. b.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
