The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
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Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize