Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
