I cockslap morals
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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