So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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