Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Every concussion has its silver lining
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I have post one night stand depression
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