I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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