so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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