Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
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this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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