I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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