In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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