quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
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Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
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I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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