Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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