I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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