The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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