I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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