You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
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her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I think a kid would responsible me up
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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