My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
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Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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