I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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