I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
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Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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