I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
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she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
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Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
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