i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
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why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
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I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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