how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
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You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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