Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
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So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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