I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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