what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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