i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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