i don't like sucking hair
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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