If i come over, it means nothing
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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